Was wir bei gerade bei Nokia erleben ist aufregend und einzigartig. Die magische Anleitung ist hier:
NOK PLAY:
Heres how it works. YOU DECIDE if you want to take part.
1.Its not a short squeeze like GME. Get that out of your head.
2.Its a value/momentum play. The value part is just normal granny&grampa investing. See a good company going cheap, buy and hold. Tell your mom, dad, granny and grampa, cousins, relatives, friends.
3.The momentum part is the crazy part, and if it works the share will SKYROCKET as long as YOU DONT SELL. GME is the biggest short squeeze in history, the NOK play could be the biggest value buy in history.
4. The beauty of it is that it works because Wall St is dumping NOK irrationally. Thats why the price is going down (slowly). They think theyre attacking us and slowly winning, but theyre giving us a value share cheap = their money, our pockets. By the time they realize what we did, it will be too late.
5. Dont panic, and keep buying the dumps (if you think the company has value), and if we hold the line you could see a miracle.
3310 HANDS
Value Part (crazy part in Q&A):
The company is healthy, has good financials, its a market leader in 5G (its main competitors are Huawei and Ericsson, they have about the same market share share of 5G) a lot of potential to be the company that builds 5G for a large part of the world. NOK is currently trading at a standard price for the value it holds. It is not a bubble.
Heres Nokias 5G contracts: https://www.nokia.com/networks/5g/5g-contracts/
Heres Bloomberg shitting bricks that weve realized that Nokia is a value bet: https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/...me-but-nokia-sure-isn-t
Nokia also just unveiled new 1tb tech, the thing AFTER 5G. First on the world. They have it, theyre showing the world it works. Here is their press release from Wednesday: https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/...irst-1t-deployment-2021-01-27
They are so trusted that NASA got them to build a cell network on the MOON. Literally. If youre NASA, would you hire your retard uncle Earl to build cell towers on the moon? No, you hire someone who CAN ACTUALLY DO IT. Imagine what it takes to build something really big and complicated on the moon? Now imagine whos the likely guy who can do it. Thats right, NOKIA. Here they are, going to the moon: https://www.nokia.com/about-us/news/releases/2020/...ork-on-the-moon/
If the Huawei 5G war continues, who do you think US and Europe is going to back, especially since NOK already has the next tech, owns a bunch of patents, is from FINLAND that has never tried to take over the world and has a brand that EVERYONE who lived in 2000s remembers?
Heres a guy whos been doing the numbers for a while now in case you want to see them: https://www.reddit.com/user/Jimming/comments/...p&utm_name=iossmf I dont know him, I dont know the numbers as well, but looks pretty good to me. Amazing due diligence. But what do I know, Im an idiot. So is he. So are you. Were all fucking retards, just ask Wall Street. I poked myself in the same eye twice yesterday. Were dumb money. They have other names for us too.
So, worst case, you just bought into a good company at a fair value. If the crazy play doesnt work, you just hold on to them and let them become the world leader in 5G. Unlike GME (NOT SAYING SELL!), NOK will not fall 99%. Or if it does, I'M BUYING THAT SHIT because if a HEALTHY COMPANY FALLS 99% you make some CRAZY MONEY on that when it bounces back.
Q&A
Q: You retards were tricked by bots to buying NOK, theres no short
A: This just full on doesnt get what the play is about. IT IS NOT A SHORT SQUEEZE. THIS IS NOT GME RINSE REPEAT. GME IS A DIFFERENT PLAY. NOK IS A VALUE PLAY. How many more ways can I say it? Not sure. How many more do I have to?
Q: Stop taking attention away from GME you retards
A: Nobody is saying sell your GME. Nobody is saying that. GME is too expensive for a lot of people, and GME is VERY RISKY and NOK has genuine value behind it. If the NOK play works, those people who couldnt afford GME can still get on & get rich. If it doesnt, they most likely still make money on a good company.
Q: This play is impossible / crazy / itll never work / there are too many shares you retards
A: This is ALMOST true. This play WAS impossible until 1/27/2021. That is why nobody has EVER tried anything like this. But its NOT impossible anymore. Look at this graph. Look at it. See that spike? What the fuck is that? Ill tell you my fellow autistic space boot packin 3310 using NOKSTER.
r/wallstreetbets - We need to talk about NOK That spike was them running out of shares for half an hour. Trade was stopped until they could find more, to avoid an artificial spike in the price.
Proof? Look at the volumes. A small sale (red) causes a small dip. Two small buys cause a MASSIVE SPIKE. They ran out, and had to call their friends to liquidate more shares so the price wouldnt skyrocket "artificially".
But thats IMPOSSIBLE for NOK. NOK has 5bn shares. Nokia should be much more stable because it has so many shares, having a crazy demand spike is crazy. I saw it, and fell off my chair and since Im such a retard it took me an hour to get back up.
So it was impossible, and thats why Wall Street wont see it coming. They think this is their attack and theyre about to break through our ranks, but theyre actually playing right into our hands.
Wendnesday, we moved 1bn shares. Thursday, when nobody could buy, we still moved 500m. Yesterday, we still moved 360m. Weve moved so much NOK in the past three days, the average volume of the share has MORE THAN DOUBLED in THREE DAYS. The play is not impossible anymore, but Wall St thinks it is, which is how we can use their own strength and mass against them. But the value buy still makes sense WHENEVER you see someone dump a valuable share. Someone sells you a 100$ bill for 90$? Buy it.
They attack? We absorb. They dump, we buy, they run out of shares, we hold. Theyre fucked, and they just handed us a bunch of value shares at an undervalue = they just gave us their money. They are just giving it to you. When they realize they cant buy them back at a lower value, what do you think is going to happen?
Q: We dont do value plays, we do short squeezes you retards
A: Go back to April. Look at u/DeepFuckingValues position. GME was a value play. Its only in April that the Short Squeeze became possible. Look it up yourself.
Will a short squeeze also happen with NOK? Its unlikely. Hedge Fund Assholes have been increasing their shorts in NOK in the last few days, but they wont go over 100% on 5bn shares because they're not as stupid as me. But it doesnt have to happen. We just need to buy the dumps. If they short, great. More money for us as long as we dont let them drive the price down with the dumps.
Q: Why is NOK not rocketing?
A: Because Wall Street is dumping, just like I said they would after the Wednesday spike. Thats the whole plan. They dump, we hold the line, buy the dumps and keep the price steady.
The GME short squeeze guys waited for this for UP TO TWO YEARS. I saw it in April. I thought it was crazy. I didnt jump in back then. If I did, Id have about as much money as u/DeepFuckingValue. On a value share, you can afford to wait. GME was originally a value play. Thats what I should have realized in April.
SO JUST WAIT AND HOLD (if you believe and idiot like me, which you shouldn't, no need to message me about it). Its been two days since this play even became possible.
Q: How do we know its working?
A: Look at the volume of shares traded. Nokia has 5bn shares. In the last three days, nearly 2bn have been traded. The price is still up from last week. Thats how.
This has already been a giant dumping campaign. How come the price hasnt floored? What happens if we just buy it all up?
What happens if they run out, and then their shorts blow, the price bumps up, CNBC tells the world we broke another short wall, everyone piles on, Wall Street realizes they just gave us their shares at an undervalue and try to buy back, we dont sell, we have all the shares? The Wednesday spike is what happens, except this time there is no stopping it. If they stop trading again and try to dump some more, you just buy up the dump and keep the spike going. Spike stops being a spike and becomes a floor.
Q: Where will this max out and when?
A: What do you think Im from the future? I just saw an impossible thing happen on Wednesday, and we need to make it happen again. Look at the graph. Look at it.
Set your targets to $3310, that should do it.
Q: When should I buy? What should I buy? Should I buy?
A: Be your own person. Buy when you feel like it, if you feel like it.
Q: Wall street bots are promoting NOK.
A: I dont give a shit. If they are, and we keep buying, they are promoting giving us money.
Part 2: (29 Jan)
First off, much as I appreciate the love, I cant play your hand for you. You have to make your own decisions. Do I know where NOK is going to be tomorrow? Nope. Nobody does. All that I have for you is the news from Wednesday that this play is no longer totally impossible:
I think the assholes are going to try to dump you out of the market
It wont work if we keep the demand up.
The way we keep demand up is we buy, and others will follow us because the company is good.
When they realize it wont work, theyll need to start buying back in.
Then itll be too late, cos they dumped their shares on US and we are RETARDS who HOLD. That means that when their shorts start to go bust, the price will jump up (a little bit, not like with GME at first this is a different play based on the health of the company, not a straight up short squeeze. The short position on NOK is much smaller).
When the price jumps up, and the GME guys start cashing out, they need somewhere to put that cash. Some of them pay off student loans, or buy cars or whatever, but the smart ones will go NOK.
How you play it is up to you. I cant tell you if you should buy, what minute to buy, what app to use and so on. All I can say is I buy the dumps. You need to decide for yourself if you want to do it. You can see the dumps on any app, or even yahoo finance. I buy NOK on NYSE, and I buy straight up shares (so they cant lend out mine for shorts) but youre free to do what you want. Im a retard, youre a retard, were all autistic fucks, we make up our own mind and stick with it.
Secondly, what I said yesterday morning would happen, did happen. And it happened exactly like I said it would. So dont get scared off, just buy the dumps. And they know that theyll be fucked if we keep buying the dumps. Thats why they stopped us from buying NOK.
NOK hasnt bubbled, stopping us from buying NOK was because they know were on to them. They know the dumps wont work if we JUST KEEP BUYING and HOLDING. The play works, theyre scared, we caught them with their pants down, theyre trying to get ahead of us.
OK, so about what happened yesterday with RH and others. Im so fucking angry about this.
What RH and others did is completely insane. Their argument is you guys are throwing your money away on a bubble, were just protecting you. Bullshit. I wont comment on GME, Ill let u/DeepFuckingValue or one of those guys do that. Ill just say, that short squeezes happen with hedge funds all the fucking time. Why is trading not stopped for them? They have peoples fucking pensions that theyre playing with.
But for NOK, its TOTAL BULLSHIT. Heres why:
NOK HAS NOT BUBBLED. Look at the graph. Look at it. It is still down from 2016. NOK is well within normal variation. Long term, you barely see the spike from a couple of days ago. There is nothing to protect us from. Theyre protecting themselves.
The NOK play is not a straight up short squeeze. The play is HELPED by the shorts that are there, as long as we can keep the demand up and keep the price up against the dumping, but thats all.
NOK is a healthy company, with new and important tech, a great brand, a lot of potential. You want to see why, read the original post. ANYONE who sees a company like that being dumped for NO REASON would buy. So should you. They are only dumping it because theyre trying to fuck up our play.
Ok thats enough for now. Ill see you all when Ive got my space boots on, in my house on the FUCKING MOON, next to a NOKIA Comms tower, or Ill see you in VALHALLA with my broke ass. If this doesnt work, then at least you TOOK ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS and EARNED A PLACE at the table with FUCKING ODIN.
UNBREAKABLE 3310!
ORIGINAL POST (28 Jan):
I get it, its not the play. Im not saying sell your GME. Im not a bot or a spy or a wall street asshole. Im a regular guy whos got a couple of bucks in his bank account and plays videogames and wants a fucking house to live in like my parents had when they were young. If you dont agree with me, just say so.
Im also not a financial advisor, so make up your own minds you autistic fucks.
But, BUT, yesterday we did something theyve never seen. Yesterday, we made them run out of NOK shares. Thats what that big spike was, and thats why trading was stopped for 2h. If we keep doing that, it will be the biggest wall street wealth transfer from assholes to retards in history. Because they will keep dumping it until its too late.
Impossible, you say. Too many shares, you say. Well listen up. Yesterday, in ONE DAY, we traded, or caused others to trade, 1bn shares of Nokia. That is 1/5 of all the Nokia shares in the world. Thats never happened, EVER. Not even when Nokia was the biggest phone company in the world.
3516.16% of average trading volume.
Do you get it? Theyll keep dumping their stock, we keep buying them cheap, and then they wont be so cheap anymore when they try to buy back in. We can move 1bn shares IN A DAY. ONE DAY. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Why do they stop trading in NYSE? Cos they ran out of shares temporarily and they dont want artificial spikes in the prices. So they made us retards wait a couple of hours while some assholes called some other assholes to unload their shares into the market, and once they had enough, they started again. Thats why that spike went down right after the freeze.
But then we did it again. And they had to stop again. The price just wouldnt go down. The assholes whod just unloaded shares were probably back on the phone with the other assholes whod convinced them.
Everyone is watching us. What we do, millions of normal folks do with us, and every wallstreet asshole does against us.
What did the asshole brigade do? They started shorting NOK. They will continue to do that, because they think were retards (they are correct).
But how come the price didnt go down? Its got 5bn shares, and everyone whos ever held it was dumping it. How could we ever keep up the demand when there are so many shares out there? How is this going to work?
Because the retard brigade was buying it. Theres 3m of us and counting. If we each put 600 bucks on NOK, we get 100 shares, and thats 300m shares.
Now imagine what happens if we put 6000 on it. AND. FUCKING. HOLD. And every dip you see, you buy more. AND. FUCKING. HOLD. They'll keep dumping, we keep buying, until they realize the price isn't going down. Then they start buying, we keep holding, the market runs out of NOK. Price skyrockets.
And normies outside were following us. They can see that the stock is still LOW, lower than 2016. This means they dont think its a bubble thats going to crash on them.
So why do the normies follow us on this, and not on GME? (Im not saying sell GME).
Because GME has never, ever been anywhere near where it is now. That scares a normal guy whos just trying to put in some savings for his family. They think this is some Dutch tulip market shit.
Not so with NOK. Even with the spike from yesterday, NOK is still DOWN from 2016. Remember 2016? Remember that being a really big year for Nokia? No, me neither. And lets not even get started on where it has been in the past. Yesterday's spike barely shows on the graph.
You know what is going to be a big year? 2021 and 2022. Why?
What else did NOK say yesterday? Well, they revealed that they have a new kind of 1 terabit data transfer networks shit, what do I know, Im not a techie. But it IS a new kind of technology thats going to kick 5Gs ass. And my fellow retards of the most honorable retard brigade Do you think were going to need more data this year than last year?
Remember how Netflix had to downgrade its picture quality in March because the networks couldnt handle the amount people were streaming? What do you think is going to happen with the company that solves that?
But why would NOK be the company? Well, remember the 5G war with China?
US and Europe cant buy 5G from China, because then China has our networks. But guess who US and Europe arent afraid of? Fucking FINLAND. Finland, the land of NOKIA. So tiny that some people think the whole country is a conspiracy theory and doesnt really exist. Sorry Finnish people, nobody gives a shit about you. Good thing for you, cos you get to build the 5G network on the moon and shit because nobody is scared that Finland will take over the world.
Want proof? They are literally building one on the FUCKING MOON: https://www.nokia.com/about-us/news/releases/2020/...ork-on-the-moon/
And were going to send them there. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
But hang on, why is NOK so low in the first place if its so great?
Answer: because Microsoft fucked them. Thats right, they sent one of their own assholes to infiltrate the NOK, leak a bunch shit to drive the share price down, and then buy the phone part of the company. These assholes wrecked the company, the Finnish economy, and every middle class shareholder who was just trying to put their kids to college. Imagine everyone whod be fucked if someone did that to Apple now.
Worked like a charm. Firesale. Business restructuring. Lost their phones. NOK never recovered.
The asshole they sent from Microsoft? Went back to work for Microsoft, and was paid a shit ton of money for what he did. His name is Stephen Elop. Look it up.
So they have tech that nobody else has and a brand that everyone recognizes. But what dont they have? Money. Thats why theyre building this 1tb magic network thing in tiny fucking possibly fake Finland to show everyone it works.
But if we drive the share price up, do you think thats going to change?
So FUCK IT. Im in for every penny, and I am HOLDING. Ill see you in my house ON the MOON next to a NOKIA Comms tower, or Ill see you in VALHALLA you BEAUTIFUL RETARDED MOTHERFUCKERS.
TL;DR: NOK is literally going to the moon. Go there with them. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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