Anfang 2018 führte ich ein fiktives Interview mit dem Netcents CEO Clayton Moore.
Das war kurz nachdem er verkündete $2 Mrd on the bottom line, also Gewinn nach 3-5 Jahren ausweisen zu wollen, sowie von einem angeblich bevorstehenden NASDAQ Listing fabulierte.
Das Interview skizzierte damals satirisch überspitzt was Sache ist.
Hier das Interview viel Spaß:
Dear Mr Clayton Moore,
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> Regarding your latest pronouncements I got some questions:
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> How many employees do you currently employ? we are five, but we invite friends for IG Fotos
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> What are the next Milestones? Exit plan, new identities, Aruba
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> When do you expect Break even? harr you must be kidding me
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> Which are NCs USPs? our whaaat?
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> Who are your main competitors? the FBI , you meant enemies right?
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> What's the current percentage of crypto transactions in your partners networks Poynt and Aliant?
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> On the 2nd of January Jaime Rodriguez used Bitcoin at a Poynt terminal. As I know till now , was just him
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> How many Krypto transaction processes have been executed in the first month of live transactions?
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> None worked out, we still wait until we have about ten, then we can spread news of a 1000% transaction boost
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> What's the status of the efforts to gain merchants to accept the NCCO as form of payment?
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> We are piled up with cheap stock and options, we offer them in exchange for name and reputation as common practice
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> How many merchants accept the NCCCO at this moment? If any, who are they?
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> They laughed at us, said, why the heck our customers should use Coins of a total unknown Canadian company with no thighs in the US whatsoever. It failed, we rather stick to the Options strategy.
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> How do you pretend a Nasdaq listing in the near future, regarding its strict requirements concerning positive cash flow, net loss and capitalization?
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> We don't match any and certainly never will, I just said that to silence people claiming NC should list on a more regulated Exchange such as the TSX
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> Why do you pay $300.000 in salaries to you and your fellow director, while companies revenue is below $100.000(2017)?
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> Why not? We are aware we will land a big punch down the road, so if our Shareholders swallow it why not taste some of the sweet life lying ahead of us?
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> Why did Netcents repeatedly refer to Aliant in News Releases as a company which processes 560 bi which is not the truth?
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> We operate in a fairly unregulated Stock exchange, the controlling authorities cant check information we provide and mostly sell overseas. You know, it was quite a big move for us, we generated $50 million Market Cap out of thin air. Brilliant Marketing effort! The Muppets wont sell easy because loosing hurts, admitting be fooled even more so they are making a great effort dragging more people in.
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> Does your shrink know about the 2 Billions?
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> I rather prefer talking about our Jupiter mission, we plan to land in 4-6 years
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> Thank you for the interview Mr. Moore. |
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